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When you hear your own voice recorded and think..."omg I sound horrible.." =\
I am that friend who's always up for a Jägerbomb
Taking off your sandals after a hard day being jesus
"Please don`t see me, please don`t see me, please don`t see me." "HEYYYYY!" "SHIT"
Sitting in the fridge pretending to be milk, making milk noises.
Life is an adventure - dare it. Life is love - enjoy it. Life is a tragedy - face it. Life is a struggle - fight it. Life is a promise - fulfill it.
"I wasn`t that drunk." -__- Dude you hugged my grandpa screaming "Dumbledore you`re alive".
Missed calls: Dad (1), Brother (1), Mom (48).
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
Every time you look back, you miss out on something in front of you
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