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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 25
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you.
If ever in doubt, just ask yourself, what would Charlie Sheen do?
Hi, I'm a spider and I can make girls scream way louder than you boys can
You're on my to do list ;)
Looking at someone and think "Yep you have a person in you basement"
Doing something wrong, and feeling so finee :)
I must go. My planet needs me.
Awkward moment when you can't talk properly because the other person is hot
That one person you liked from the moment you met them
"I need a drink or 12."
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