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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 26
Making a big deal over nothing because you're a woman
I wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean it
You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:
Getting drunk and selling your friends for cigarettes.
Getting a sticker at the dentist because you're a brave bastard.
"I got a ride Mom." "With who?" "I don't know but they have candy."
I know a bunch of random usless facts that will get me nowhere in life.
nobody bring me DOWN!
When i see your face theres not a thing i would change LOL JK just the direction im walking
When words fail music speaks
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