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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 104
The proud moment when your bra matches your undies.
Look at your status, now back to mine, now back at yours, now back at mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about the other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like. I’m on a computer.
I named my hard drive "That Thang" so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back That Thang up.
Laying on the bathroom floor... Not my favorite way to start the day.
Being inappropriately drunk at low-key family gatherings
When everyone is in a relationship, and you're like lol where are my cats
Responding to texts while half asleep, then realizing you make no sense.
Not telling your parents about the nice man who gives you candy in his van.
*Checks who`s online*. Oh shit, LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT!!! "Hey what`s up?" Damn!
Getting home and going on FB after a long hard day of FB mobile
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