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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 105
I don't hate you .. I've just lost all respect for you.
"Dad, I`m hungry." "Hi, Hungry. I`m Dad." "Dad, I`m serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nope, I`m Dad."
I type things into Google to see if I spelled them correctly.
I LOVE YOU JUSTIN BIEBER <3 :* Mwahhhh
Monday Tuesday WTF (Wednesday Thursday Friday)
Sometimes a hug can mean more than words
Women only belong in the kitchen? No action in the bedroom for you then.
"Does this dress make me look fat?" ... "No, your fat makes you look fat."
7.12 am OMG! im late again muuuuuuuuuuuum ?? why didn't you wake me up ? -.- mum: I did. 3 times and each time you told me that you were getting up right way ^.- and you belived me mum?!? -.-'
Sitting on your floor in your undies. Not knowing what to wear.
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