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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 107
High Heels ♥
I know a bunch of random usless facts that will get me nowhere in life.
"I got a ride Mom." "With who?" "I don't know but they have candy."
Licking your food so you dont have to share.
Watching a romantic movie and accepting the fact you're going to die alone.
Sending good morning texts to yourself because no one loves you.
Waving the offside flag when your Girlfriend leaves the kitchen
Licking Candy Canes Till They're Sharp And Then Stabbing People With Them
Getting a sticker at the dentist because you're a brave bastard.
Giving your friend the last chip so they have to deal with the rubbish
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