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the main difference between a fly an mosquito is that afly canfly , a mosquito cannot mosquito.
I Don't Hate You, I've Just Lost All Respect For You
fakebook friends ignore the notification thats its yr birthday
Sorry. Edward Cullen Won’t Be Your Boyfriend. He Doesn’t Exist.
"ITS F**KED" is a legitimate diagnosis
I’m paranoid because the spider I saw five seconds ago isn’t there anymore.
“You’re here to learn.” “No, i’m here because it’s the law.”
I accidentally typed ;) instead of :) and now it’s awkward.
A Lion would never cheat on his wife.. but a Tiger wood.
“Will there be boys there?” “No mom, it’s a nun party.”
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