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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 109
``Can i see your phone?`` ``One second, *delete *delete *delete ,here you go.``
LIKE IF: When you’re at a friend’s house and you just follow them around because you don’t know what to do...
The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the damn face.
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
"I like your hair." "thanks, I grew it myself."
Yes. Yes. I know. Yupp. I will. Okay. Yes. Alright. Okay. Bye Mom.
I just came out of church and i feel fresh !! dont get meh angry as its a sin and its sundai the day of rest xxx In the name of the lord the holy sprit . Amen xxxx
"This movie isn`t even scary!" *Based on a true story* "Oh shit."
_____________/\__________\o/__________ swim little man, swim faster.
Partying Hard. With tea, the internet and my cat.
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