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All you really need is a dirty mind and someone to share it withAll you really need is a dirty mind and someone to share it with
I almost went for a run today. Then i came to my senses and had a smoke.I almost went for a run today. Then i came to my senses and had a smoke.
Saw Gloria Gaynor's ghost last night. First I was afraid, I was petrified.Saw Gloria Gaynor's ghost last night. First I was afraid, I was petrified.
Jumping on your boyfriend for a kiss and breaking him because your fatJumping on your boyfriend for a kiss and breaking him because your fat
The spaces between your fingers were created so that anothers could fill them in.The spaces between your fingers were created so that anothers could fill them in.
The first person who is on your mind,is the reason either of your happiness or painThe first person who is on your mind,is the reason either of your happiness or pain
*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with you in public ;)*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with you in public ;)
"Dad, I`m hungry." "Hi, Hungry. I`m Dad." "Dad, I`m serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nope, I`m Dad.""Dad, I`m hungry." "Hi, Hungry. I`m Dad." "Dad, I`m serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nope, I`m Dad."
I type things into Google to see if I spelled them correctly.I type things into Google to see if I spelled them correctly.
Alcohol doesn't give you the answer. But it makes you forget the question.Alcohol doesn't give you the answer. But it makes you forget the question.
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