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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 92
LIKE THIS if you know SOMEONE who needs a smack with a shovel
Those moods where you just want to cuddle up to someone and fall asleep
Old enough to know its a bad idea, young enough not to care
nobody bring me DOWN!
Licking your food so you dont have to share.
Texting your mate after a night out to make sure they're alive
Standing in the kitchen pretending to be a woman, making woman noises
Watching a romantic movie and accepting the fact you're going to die alone.
Sending good morning texts to yourself because no one loves you.
Waving the offside flag when your Girlfriend leaves the kitchen
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