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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 92
Making a big deal over nothing because you're a woman
"I need a drink or 12."
That one person you liked from the moment you met them
I drink on only two occasions, when it's my birthday and when it's not.
We all have that one friend who disappears during every night out.
Talking to the same person everyday and never getting sick of them
"Shut up, you love it"
Awkward moment when you can't talk properly because the other person is hot
Life's too short to remove usb safely
The awkward moment when Barbie realises Ken has nothing in his pants.
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