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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 92

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.
Monday Tuesday WTF (Wednesday Thursday Friday)Monday Tuesday WTF (Wednesday Thursday Friday)
Not wearing condoms because the world needs more people like youNot wearing condoms because the world needs more people like you
Sometimes a hug can mean more than wordsSometimes a hug can mean more than words
My neighbour is stalking me, he Googled me, I saw it through my telescope.My neighbour is stalking me, he Googled me, I saw it through my telescope.
"Does this dress make me look fat?" ... "No, your fat makes you look fat.""Does this dress make me look fat?" ... "No, your fat makes you look fat."
Not texting back for 3 hours because you're a hard to get bastardNot texting back for 3 hours because you're a hard to get bastard
‎7.12 am OMG! im late again muuuuuuuuuuuum ?? why didn't you wake me up ? -.- mum: I did. 3 times and each time you told me that you were getting up right way ^.- and you belived me mum?!? -.-'‎7.12 am OMG! im late again muuuuuuuuuuuum ?? why didn't you wake me up ? -.- mum: I did. 3 times and each time you told me that you were getting up right way ^.- and you belived me mum?!? -.-'
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
Dropping out of society to live in the wilderness as a unicornDropping out of society to live in the wilderness as a unicorn
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