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Best Facebook status updates - Sunday - Page 19
2 weeks ago my mom found me smoking cigarets, i told her its my last. she told dad and others. yesterday she found me smoking marijuana, she called my dad and said: 'he was smoking again!' dad: 'he was smoking what?!' mom: 'marijuana!' dad: 'oh, you scared me there'
Possibility of dream come true makes life worth living.....
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do...
Is it hot in here or is it just me?
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
Single, sexy and ready to party!
Sometimes someone has to walk out of your life, for someone better to walk in.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
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