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Best Facebook status updates - Sunday - Page 20
Not telling your parents about the nice man who gives you candy in his van.
Responding to texts while half asleep, then realizing you make no sense.
Asking Gollum to be the Ring Bearer for your Wedding.
"Dad, I`m hungry." "Hi, Hungry. I`m Dad." "Dad, I`m serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nope, I`m Dad."
*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with you in public ;)
I won’t mess with your head or play with your heart, because I’m a real person and I’ll finish what I start
Answering a rhetorical question because you're a fearless bastard
I want to try the water attraction in the Coca-Cola summer commercial 2011
Mjau, I'm a kitty :3
A weekend wasted is never a wasted weekend
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