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Best Facebook status updates - Sunday - Page 22
Who's that sexy beast..............oh i clicked on my own profile again!!
If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food...?
When I'm bored I sit on Facebook and Like stuff...
My ex? Yeah, I’d still hit that. Only this time, it’d be with a car or a baseball bat...
I'm not copying you, i'm just comparing your answers with the one's i'm about to write :)
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket!"
Protect her, fight for her, kiss her, love her, hold her, laugh with her. But don't make her fall, if you don't plan to catch her.
The main thing school teaches you: how to text without looking :)
If teachers are so smart, why do they ask so many questions???
Best friends.. You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge; I get in a paddle boat and save your stupid ass.
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