Best Facebook status updates - April - Page 20
Facebook Stalking... Admit it, you do it.
Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.
Don't take a good woman for granted. Someday someone will come along and appreciate what you didn't. 
Why cheat? if your not happy, just leave.
I Hate It When I Can't Fall Asleep Because I'm Thinking
A person who truly loves you will never let you go, no matter how hard the situation is.
It doesn't matter what it is, it's automatically cool if it glows in the dark :)
If your going to lie, lie to rihanna, because she loves it, and i don't.
Hangovers: God's way of saying "YOU KICKED ASS LAST NIGHT"
Dear Fork, I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon.Page:
Don't take a good woman for granted. Someday someone will come along and appreciate what you didn't.