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I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket!"
Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes.
Fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake boobs... Girl, are you sure you weren't made in China?
Love is to give all you have to one person, knowing full well you may never get anything in return, there are no conditions to true love, You trust first.
Sometimes we cant choose the music life gives us but we can definitely choose how we dance.
Nothing is IMPOSSIBLE, The word itself says I’M POSSIBLE.
Life is too short to waste one single second with someone who doesn’t appreciate and value you.
I'm cool,I'm fine,I'm allright and I'm not jealous,I'm not jealous,I'm not jealous,I'm NOT jealous... Okay,SHE IS GOING TO DIE! :@@@
Don't try to fix me. I'm not broken.
just because u say i luv u dosent mean they luv u back
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