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Missed Calls: Dad (1), Sister (1), Mom (48)
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
I JUST WANNA HUG YOU & SAY I LOVE YOU! ♥
Someone needs to help Rihanna, she likes rude boys, loves it when people lie to her, and apparently forgot her name.
Who's that sexy beast..............oh i clicked on my own profile again!!
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket!"
Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes.
I'm done trying. If you want me in your life, let me know. Bye.
Fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake boobs... Girl, are you sure you weren't made in China?
Love is to give all you have to one person, knowing full well you may never get anything in return, there are no conditions to true love, You trust first.
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