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Best Facebook status updates - April - Page 24
I was born COOL but global warming make me HOT
I hate idiots that create their own bad weather, then stand in the rain and say shit..it's raining!
Letting Vodka make all your decisions
I want to try the water attraction in the Coca-Cola summer commercial 2011
I LOVE YOU JUSTIN BIEBER <3 :* Mwahhhh
Not wearing condoms because the world needs more people like you
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
Dear 4th Grader, On Facebook, your relationship status is 'It's complicated'. What he do? Steal your animal crackers? Sincerely, Your Mother.
Sending good morning texts to yourself because no one loves you.
Blanket on - too hot, blanket off - too cold, stick leg out - Demon eats you
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