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Wonders why Facebook has a "Like" button but no "I don't care" button
I did it on my bed.. I did it on the couch.. I did it in the car... Texting is such an obsession.
Old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals
YUGO - You go, but car doesn't
I ♥ my own bed. But I’ll be honest, I'd much rather be in yours ;)
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
I’m on the "Starts tomorrow" diet.
I am proud of my heart. Its played, cheated, burned and broken. But somehow still works.♥
happiness,happiness,happiness.....
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