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I didn't fall, I attacked the floor.
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There's 6,697,254,041 people in the world but i want you :)
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I am so good at cooking, even the smoke alarm is cheering me on :)
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"Mom, I'm going out." "With friends?" "No mom, with Pikachu."
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"Someone is cranky" "Someone needs to SHUT UP"
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CAN'T WAIT FOR SUMMMMMEERRR 2011 :D
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I'll just sleep 5 more minutes...7:05...7:10...7:15...8:30?!?!?!? CRAP!
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"Who are you texting, honey?" *name of boy* "Is he your boyfriend?" "No, mom." "Do you like him?" "NO, mom!" "Who DO you like?" "GO AWAY, MOM!"
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I hate people who chew gum like retarded cows
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My mama didn't raise no fool ;)
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