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Best Facebook status updates - April - Page 26
I almost went for a run today. Then i came to my senses and had a smoke.
Letting Vodka make all your decisions
Alcohol - Because no good story started with someone eating a salad.
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
Dear 4th Grader, On Facebook, your relationship status is 'It's complicated'. What he do? Steal your animal crackers? Sincerely, Your Mother.
Sending good morning texts to yourself because no one loves you.
Blanket on - too hot, blanket off - too cold, stick leg out - Demon eats you
Making a big deal over nothing because you're a woman
The awkward moment when Barbie realises Ken has nothing in his pants.
Guys who can cook
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