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Yes. yes. yes. yes i know. yep. i will. okay. yes. alright. okay, BYE MUM.Yes. yes. yes. yes i know. yep. i will. okay. yes. alright. okay, BYE MUM.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
Sometimes someone has to walk out of your life, for someone better to walk in.Sometimes someone has to walk out of your life, for someone better to walk in.
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find.We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find.
When you came, you were like red wine and honey, and the taste of you burnt my mouth with its sweetness.When you came, you were like red wine and honey, and the taste of you burnt my mouth with its sweetness.
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