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Best Facebook status updates - February - Page 69
Being generally confused, about everything.
The awkward momment when the blonde is right
I'm doing something really important right now. I'm spinning in my computer chair, be with you when I can see straight again...
Looking at your school timetable and emotionally breaking down.
Getting guys drunk and taking advantage of them
"Who`s that?" "What are they doing?" "What`s happening?" ; "Shut the hell up and watch the movie".
I am that friend who's always up for a Jägerbomb
I hate when people see me at the store & are like "hey what are you doing here?" Im like "Oh you know, hunting elephants."
"ITS F**KED" is a legitimate diagnosis
I love it when bus drivers wave to each other
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