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Best Facebook status updates - January - Page 71

2011, please be good to me. :)2011, please be good to me. :)
Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? Why do you still call it a building when its already built? If you aren’t suppose to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? Funny World.Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? Why do you still call it a building when its already built? If you aren’t suppose to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? Funny World.
What Guys Think Girls Do At Sleepovers: PILLOWFIGHT!!!!! What Girls Actually Do At Sleepovers: Dude, I'm hungry, let's eat.What Guys Think Girls Do At Sleepovers: PILLOWFIGHT!!!!! What Girls Actually Do At Sleepovers: Dude, I'm hungry, let's eat.
OK, Christmas is over, now where is Summer? OK, Christmas is over, now where is Summer?
Textaphrenia is a new type of disease mainly found in the blood of teenagers, in which a person thinks he/she has heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.Textaphrenia is a new type of disease mainly found in the blood of teenagers, in which a person thinks he/she has heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.
My phone doesn't have enough battery left to take pictures or videos, or send pic messages, but it has enough battery to keep reminding me every 2 minutes that the battery is low.My phone doesn't have enough battery left to take pictures or videos, or send pic messages, but it has enough battery to keep reminding me every 2 minutes that the battery is low.
Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop, iPod, Facebook and a Blackberry. Dude when I was 10 I had Pokémon cards.Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop, iPod, Facebook and a Blackberry. Dude when I was 10 I had Pokémon cards.
No, I Don’t Care If I Die At 12 AM, I Refuse To Pass On Your Chain LetterNo, I Don’t Care If I Die At 12 AM, I Refuse To Pass On Your Chain Letter
This dog,is dog,a dog,good dog,way dog,2 dog,keep dog,an dog,idiot dog,busy dog,4 dog,30 dog,seconds dog. Now read without the word dog!This dog,is dog,a dog,good dog,way dog,2 dog,keep dog,an dog,idiot dog,busy dog,4 dog,30 dog,seconds dog. Now read without the word dog!
We don't talk anymore. And you know what the saddest part is? We used to talk everyday.We don't talk anymore. And you know what the saddest part is? We used to talk everyday.
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