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Best Facebook status updates - January - Page 74
Responding to texts while half asleep, then realizing you make no sense.
I want someone to love me for me, not my mad sex skills.
"That's it, I'm logging out now. Oooooooh look, a notification"
nobody bring me DOWN!
Watching a romantic movie and accepting the fact you're going to die alone.
Sending good morning texts to yourself because no one loves you.
Looking at % instead of price when buying alcohol.
High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.
Talking to the same person everyday and never getting sick of them
Guys who can cook
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