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Best Facebook status updates - February - Page 76
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. the length of a P*nis is 3x the thumb. the Fumar is hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than men's. women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles to balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text while the man is still looking at his thumb.
I love listening to lies when i know the truth.
Don't pick me... don't pick me... *teacher calls your name* ...dammit.
Must.....stop....liking...things.......OH THATS SO TRUE!! *click*
I'm not weird, I'm limited edition
As we grow up, we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are
The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.
Sometimes someone has to walk out of your life, for someone better to walk in.
When love goes wrong nothing goes right
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
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