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Trust me, you really DON'T want to know what goes on in my head.
Don't play games with a girl who knows how to play them better!
2011, please be good to me. :)
Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? Why do you still call it a building when its already built? If you aren’t suppose to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? Funny World.
Textaphrenia is a new type of disease mainly found in the blood of teenagers, in which a person thinks he/she has heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.
"Clean your room, family are coming over." ... "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise the gathering would be held in my bedroom."
Missed Calls: Dad (1), Sister (1), Mom (48)
No, I Don’t Care If I Die At 12 AM, I Refuse To Pass On Your Chain Letter
Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile
Impossible only means you haven’t found the solution yet.
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