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Best Facebook status updates - January - Page 72
This dog,is dog,a dog,good dog,way dog,2 dog,keep dog,an dog,idiot dog,busy dog,4 dog,30 dog,seconds dog. Now read without the word dog!
We don't talk anymore. And you know what the saddest part is? We used to talk everyday.
Treat your girl right ... or another guy will.
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. the length of a P*nis is 3x the thumb. the Fumar is hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than men's. women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles to balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text while the man is still looking at his thumb.
"Stalking" is a strong word, I like to look at it as "intense research on an individual"
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Friday!
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.
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