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Snow... the only time 4 inches can make a girl excited.
If I WANTED you to read my texts, I would SHOW them to you!
If a girl admits that she likes you, know that it took her every ounce of courage she has. Idiot, don't take her for granted.
If you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.
"There's plenty other fish in the sea." "I'm human, why would I want to date a fish?
Bacon is bacon. Eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get between your legs. He says, "you're cute." he says, "you're fine." Nine months later, he says, "not mine."
I read smoking is bad, I stopped smoking, I read drinking is bad, I stopped drinking, I read SEX is bad, I stopped Reading!!
If a boy smells good it automatically makes him more attractive!
After Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), even the week says "WTF"!
I'm currently making some changes in my life, and if you don't hear from me, then you're one of them.
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