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I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket!"
I still remember the first time I talked, met, and hung out with you (:
If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food...?
I AM THE COOLER SIBLING :)
"It's impossible." said pride. "It's risky." said experience. "It's pointless." said reason. "Give it a try." whispered the heart.
I ♥ THE WEEKEND
I tried being normal once. Worst 5 minutes of my life.
The awkward moment in McDonald's when an emo orders a happy meal.
I used to like you. Then you dissed Harry Potter.
3AM. Boyfriend sends text message to his girl: "Hey babe I know you're asleep... but I just wanted you to know... I just got the BEST killstreak in Black Ops!"
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