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"Mom, I'm going out." "With friends?" "No mom, with Pikachu."
Trust me, I'd walk through the rain at 3 am to see you. The only thing stopping me is my parents.
I'm done trying. If you want me in your life, let me know. Bye.
*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with
"NO IPODS IN SCHOOL!" "Yeah... cause Eminem is gonna rap me the answers..."
CAN'T WAIT FOR SUMMMMMEERRR 2011 :D
Best friends.. You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge; I get in a paddle boat and save your stupid ass.
"Kidnapping" is such a strong word. I prefer to say "Surprise Adoption".
Be thankful for what you have today, because it could all be taken away tomorrow.
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket!"
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