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Best Facebook status updates - January - Page 62
Using complicated words when arguing against dumb people.
We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
I type things into Google to see if I spelled them correctly.
Girls ignore nice guys and chase a*sholes, then complain about it. Fact.
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.
Women only belong in the kitchen? No action in the bedroom for you then.
Giving your friend the "what the f**k is this" look during a test
My imaginary girlfriend dumped me today... Let's Get FAT!!
Responding to texts while half asleep, then realizing you make no sense.
I want someone to love me for me, not my mad sex skills.
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