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Best Facebook status updates - February - Page 59
Alcohol - Because no good story started with someone eating a salad.
I want to try the water attraction in the Coca-Cola summer commercial 2011
Using complicated words when arguing against dumb people.
The first person who is on your mind,is the reason either of your happiness or pain
*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with you in public ;)
Feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
I would love car sex. Or just sex. Or just a car.
Listening to everyone talk after an exam and realising how f**ked you are
Being inappropriately drunk at low-key family gatherings
Responding to texts while half asleep, then realizing you make no sense.
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