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Best Facebook status updates - January - Page 56
Kill the time......... (time kills me)
Why do today what you can pull off and do tomorrow
Calling your girlfriend beautiful, because you forgot her name.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Take me drunk, I'm home!
lets go f**king mental.
The awkward moment when you're about to walk into someone so you move out of the way, but they move in the same direction so you keep doing that for like a minute.
he is my only desire.
Carrying a spoon in your pocket just incase someone has cake
I don't have a boyfriend. He is a girl :)
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