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Best Facebook status updates - January - Page 55
I'm in love with my bed. But my alarm clock won't let us be together.
The main thing school teaches you: how to text without looking :)
I can't believe Google is only 12 years old and it knows a lot more than I do
You miss the days when you could safely push someone into a pool, now you gotta worry about the iPod, the cellphone, maybe a PSP, you push someone in, it costs you $939.
I still remember the first time I talked, met, and hung out with you (:
"OMG our house is on fire!!" "OMG!! Hold on I need to update my facebook status!!!"
I AM THE COOLER SIBLING :)
In a awkward situation I just pretend to text.
If men had breasts - they'd spent all day at home... :o)
Sleeping is always better when you have someone to cuddle.
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