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Guys have no idea how long something they said can stay in a girl's mind.
Like if you DON'T smoke (̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()~~ Publish If u Smoke! :OOO
What is the meaning of life? Whatever you want it to be.
Happines is like a butterfly - the more you chase it, the more it will elude you, but if you turn your attention to other things, it will come and sit softly on your shoulder.
advend by dad :-)
i asked a girl that was an exchanged student from china if she liked me. she said yes. i leaned in to kiss her but got slapped. i later found mee is a type of noodle
Single, sexy and ready to party! :)
Whenever you are feeling down, remember, today you broke your personal record for days without dying!
Pretending to read the birthday card after money's fallen out.
When I’m sick, I just stop being sick and be awesome instead.
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