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"I Wish I was your blanket, I wish I was your bed, I wish I was your pillow underneath your head, I wanna be around you, I wanna hold you tight, and be the lucky person who kisses you good night." :)
f**kin cold yo! >.<
Yes i am Stupid: (S)mart (T)alented (U)nique (P)erson (I)n (D)emand.
I like to drink beer, sometimes two. Eventually seven.
Not Safely Removing Your USB Because You're A Fearless Bastard.
Facebook: a place where people announce their problems to the world but not to the person they have a problem with.
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat exercise when offered something to eat.
In your bed, It's 6AM, You close your eyes for 5 minutes, It's 7:45. At school or work, It's 12:30, You close your eyes for 5 minutes, It's 12:31.
All you really need is a dirty mind and someone to share it with
I almost went for a run today. Then i came to my senses and had a smoke.
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