Best Facebook status updates - April - Page 83
Fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake boobs... Girl, are you sure you weren't made in China?
Girls are magic. They can get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard 
I am so good at cooking, even the smoke alarm is cheering me on :)
*LOG OUT* .......bored...... *SIGN IN*
Ever look at your ex and just think, "was i drunk our whole relationship?" 
I'm not in a bad mood, you're just annoying.
I'll just sleep 5 more minutes...7:05...7:10...7:15...8:30?!?!?!? CRAP!
♥Its hard to wait around for something you know might never happen; but its harder to give up when you know its everything you want.♥
I wish love was like volleyball. You'd call 'MINE' and everyone would back off!
My ex? Yeah, I’d still hit that. Only this time, it’d be with a car or a baseball bat... Page:
Girls are magic. They can get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard