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Sleeping is always better when you have someone to cuddle.
"Is it snowing?" "1 sec let me check facebook."
Dear Students, I know when you're texting. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles. Sincerely, Teacher.
Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don't even deserve to be an issue in your life :)
We were given: Two hands to hold. To legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find ♥
If you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.
Best ever game as a child: make sure the balloon does not touch the floor :D
"Clean your room, family are coming over." ... "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise the gathering would be held in my bedroom."
I'm not hungover... I have wine flu.
Getting out of bed in winter is one of life's hardest missions
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