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God, If you give us back 2pac, you can have Justin Bieber.God, If you give us back 2pac, you can have Justin Bieber.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do...The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do...
"Oh, hey you want my number? Okay.. its 1-800-GET-LOST. Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove. Ya ok.. Where were you when God was giving out common sense? ..... And now ....Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarra*sing yourself in the end. ""Oh, hey you want my number? Okay.. its 1-800-GET-LOST. Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove. Ya ok.. Where were you when God was giving out common sense? ..... And now ....Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarra*sing yourself in the end. "
i wish my grades could smoke weed so they could get higheri wish my grades could smoke weed so they could get higher
When you came, you were like red wine and honey, and the taste of you burnt my mouth with its sweetness.When you came, you were like red wine and honey, and the taste of you burnt my mouth with its sweetness.
When I see you on, it makes my day! But when you start the conversation, my day can't be better! <3When I see you on, it makes my day! But when you start the conversation, my day can't be better! <3
What goes around, comes around!!!!What goes around, comes around!!!!
My girlfriend always complains that I don’t take her anywhere expensive. So I took her to the Gas Station.My girlfriend always complains that I don’t take her anywhere expensive. So I took her to the Gas Station.
F**k love..anyway who cares..F**k love..anyway who cares..
1.What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? SLAP THE B*TCH.1.What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? SLAP THE B*TCH.
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