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Regret is a useless emotion as it’s impossible to go back in time and change your actions. If we all live our lives mistake free then we would have nothing to learn and grow from
"I Wish I was your blanket, I wish I was your bed, I wish I was your pillow underneath your head, I wanna be around you, I wanna hold you tight, and be the lucky person who kisses you good night." :)
Yes i am Stupid: (S)mart (T)alented (U)nique (P)erson (I)n (D)emand.
I like to drink beer, sometimes two. Eventually seven.
Not Safely Removing Your USB Because You're A Fearless Bastard.
I'm a ninja. No you're not. Did you see me do that? Do what? Exactly.
LIKE if you check your phone to see what time it is and then check it again because the first time you weren't paying attention.
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat exercise when offered something to eat.
It is hard to find the real one but more difficult is to forget the wrong one....
Meowing at cats until they meow back
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