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Best Facebook status updates - January - Page 88

Sometimes I stop thinking just in case someone is reading my mindSometimes I stop thinking just in case someone is reading my mind
- Eminem: I'm not afraid! - Chuck Norris: I love the way you lie!xD- Eminem: I'm not afraid! - Chuck Norris: I love the way you lie!xD
We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
"Dad, I`m hungry." "Hi, Hungry. I`m Dad." "Dad, I`m serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nope, I`m Dad.""Dad, I`m hungry." "Hi, Hungry. I`m Dad." "Dad, I`m serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nope, I`m Dad."
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.
Not wearing condoms because the world needs more people like youNot wearing condoms because the world needs more people like you
‎7.12 am OMG! im late again muuuuuuuuuuuum ?? why didn't you wake me up ? -.- mum: I did. 3 times and each time you told me that you were getting up right way ^.- and you belived me mum?!? -.-'‎7.12 am OMG! im late again muuuuuuuuuuuum ?? why didn't you wake me up ? -.- mum: I did. 3 times and each time you told me that you were getting up right way ^.- and you belived me mum?!? -.-'
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
That awkward moment when you're in the car, and you look at the people in the car next to you, and they're already looking at you.That awkward moment when you're in the car, and you look at the people in the car next to you, and they're already looking at you.
all we need is diet.all we need is diet.
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