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Best Facebook status updates - April - Page 88
I don't have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.
No honey, you only THINK you have haters... The truth is we, the people, barely know of your species :)
I may seem shy at first after a while Bam ! I'm a total different person
I ♥ my dad
My name changes to "Billie" whenever I want to be alone.
The awkward moment in cla*s when you stick your hand up and forget what you were going to say
Sitting down in the shower when you cba standing..
you must once be stupid in order to gain wisdom
The more I see, the less I know, the more I like to let it go
I'm a ninja. No you're not. Did you see me do that? Do what? Exactly.
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