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All you really need is a dirty mind and someone to share it withAll you really need is a dirty mind and someone to share it with
Meowing at cats until they meow backMeowing at cats until they meow back
Saw Gloria Gaynor's ghost last night. First I was afraid, I was petrified.Saw Gloria Gaynor's ghost last night. First I was afraid, I was petrified.
Looking at your boyfriend and realising how f**king lucky he isLooking at your boyfriend and realising how f**king lucky he is
Getting shampoo in your eye and accepting the fact you'll never see againGetting shampoo in your eye and accepting the fact you'll never see again
Being a free psychologist to your friendsBeing a free psychologist to your friends
Answering a rhetorical question because you're a fearless bastardAnswering a rhetorical question because you're a fearless bastard
Talking in different voices so your neighbours think you have friendsTalking in different voices so your neighbours think you have friends
We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
I won’t mess with your head or play with your heart, because I’m a real person and I’ll finish what I startI won’t mess with your head or play with your heart, because I’m a real person and I’ll finish what I start
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