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Best Facebook status updates - January - Page 89
Giving your friend the last chip so they have to deal with the rubbish
Looking at % instead of price when buying alcohol.
Police call it "Drunk and Disorderly" we call it "having a good night"
Going the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mate
Making a big deal over nothing because you're a woman
Talking to the same person everyday and never getting sick of them
"Shut up, you love it"
I must go. My planet needs me.
The awkward moment when Barbie realises Ken has nothing in his pants.
If it makes you happy, do it! ;D
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