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Best Facebook status updates - February - Page 92
I almost went for a run today. Then i came to my senses and had a smoke.
oi oi oi oi oi oi oi, some spanish text, DANZA KUDURO!! ;D
Getting shampoo in your eye and accepting the fact you'll never see again
Being a free psychologist to your friends
I don't have an attitude problem, I have a personality you can't handle.
Life is too awesome to waste your time thinking about someone who doesn’t treat you right
Trying to resist the urge to write sarcastic comments on peoples statuses
"Dad, I`m hungry." "Hi, Hungry. I`m Dad." "Dad, I`m serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nope, I`m Dad."
I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.
I LOVE YOU JUSTIN BIEBER <3 :* Mwahhhh
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