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Best Facebook status updates - February - Page 93
I named my hard drive "That Thang" so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back That Thang up.
My imaginary girlfriend dumped me today... Let's Get FAT!!
When everyone is in a relationship, and you're like lol where are my cats
Our small, stupid conversations mean more to me than you'll ever know
"That's it, I'm logging out now. Oooooooh look, a notification"
Playing with your shadow, because you have no friends.
Dear 4th Grader, On Facebook, your relationship status is 'It's complicated'. What he do? Steal your animal crackers? Sincerely, Your Mother.
When i see your face theres not a thing i would change LOL JK just the direction im walking
High Heels ♥
Waving the offside flag when your Girlfriend leaves the kitchen
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