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Best Facebook status updates - April - Page 95
One day my patience with you will run out, and I will punch you. In the face
I̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶l̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶, Sorry It Was Wrong I Can.
Only 20% of boys have brains...and the rest,they have girlfriends.
The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
Sorry for trusting you, it won't happen again.
I'm lazy and I know it
Sitting on Santas lap and realising you're not the only excited one.
he is my only desire.
If A Couple in Love are called Love Birds, then a couple who`ve fought with each other should be called Angry Birds.
LIKE IF:My cell phone is my watch, camera, flashlight, calculator and so much more.
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