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"No friends in common" "So that's a 'no' to Mujhammad".
Why do we close our eyes when we pray? When we cry? When we dream? Or when we kiss? Because we know that the most beautiful things in life are not seen, but felt by heart.
OMG You Smoke? You're So Cool. LOL Jk, You're Gonna Die :D
"Kidnapping" is such a strong word. I prefer to say "Surprise Adoption".
That everyone has a different, weird smelling house. Except your house :D
I'm fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.
"why didn't u answer my call?!" "Cuz i was dancing to my ringtone!"
Sometimes the only way to hide the pain is to smile.
Don't you hate it when you just get comfortable and you realize that the remote is just out of reach?
Ale-alejandro, Papa-Paparazzi, Po-po-po-pokerface, Te-te-te-telephone... Hmmmm am I the only one that thinks Lady Gaga might have a speech impediment?
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