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When I'm laying in bed, not wanting to get up, I think about the fun things happening that day. Usually...It's seeing you.
Calling someone ugly won't make you pretty. Calling someone fake won't make you real. Calling someone dumb won't make you smart.
"I wasn't that drunk" 'Dude, u were in my closet yelling "Where's Narnia"
Im a bonsian cage fighter in the day and a superhero at night.. thats why im lazy all day every day ;)
Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language
Ok My goal is 25 likes, If I get That I win this bet. So Please?
"Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few."
Love is like two people holding a rubber band, we pull, then when one person let’s go, it’s the person who held on that gets hurt..<3<3<3
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
So push me against the wall and kiss me like you mean it.
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