Best status updates
Statuses
New statuses
Best statuses
Most liked
Just liked
Best statuses:
Today
Yesterday
Wednesday
Tuesday
Monday
Sunday
Saturday
This Week
Last Week
July
June
Best Facebook status updates - This Week - Page 100
Diplomacy is the art of making your enemies think they have won the war.
"I wasn't that drunk" 'Dude, u were in my closet yelling "Where's Narnia"
Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language
Fri(END), Boyfri(END), Girlfri(END) >>Everything has an "END"<< except Fam(ILY) --> It Has "I LOVE YOU" ♥ ♥ >>So which one would you choose ??<<Fri(END), Boyfri(END), Girlfri(END) >>Everything has an "END"<< except Fam(ILY) --> It Has "I LOVE YOU" ♥ ♥ >>So which one would you choose ??<<
you think your girlfriend is pretty? my mum 100times more better then yours.
hey dude . your so cool
I love you Atanas forever & always<3
I'm Real Girl! No fake Tan, No fake Boobs, No face splattered in make up.
Lost your pen = no pen. No pen = no notes. No notes = no study. No study = fail. Fail = no diploma. No diploma = no work. No work = no money. No money = no food. No food = you get skinny. Skinny = then you get ugly. Ugly = no lover. No lover = no marriage
Grandpa: When i was your age my momma would send me down to the store with $1 and I would come back with 5 bags of potatoes 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk a box of tea and 6 eggs but you cant do that these days too many stupid security cameras.
Page:
<<
<
97
98
99
100
101
102
103
>
>>