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Best Facebook status updates - This Week - Page 103
Not messing with adele, because she'll write a whole album about you.
I may seem shy at first after a while Bam ! I'm a total different person
I'm Real Girl! No fake Tan, No fake Boobs, No face splattered in make up.
"I had a dream about you" "Awwww" "Yeah, we f**ked "
A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body." "That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean" So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?" "No I'm a blonde", she replies. "I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor.
I manage to get bored on facebook in ten minutes, but still spend at least three hours on it
The awkward moment in cla*s when you stick your hand up and forget what you were going to say
Hope is the most exciting thing in life and if you honestly believe that love is out there, it will come. And even if it doesn't come straight away there is still that chance all through your life that it will.
I was born COOL but global warming make me HOT
Who ever made up “Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get" Obviously had no idea that there are pictures and a list of the different flavours either at the bottom or inside the box
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