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So I hear you are seeing my ex. Well I just want to apologize ahead of time for that rashSo I hear you are seeing my ex. Well I just want to apologize ahead of time for that rash
`Are you home?` "no. I just answered my home phone from a bat cave"`Are you home?` "no. I just answered my home phone from a bat cave"
I live for nights I can't remember with the people I'll never forgetI live for nights I can't remember with the people I'll never forget
Friend: Hey dude!! How far are you from here? Me: I will be there in five minutes, if im not... read this message again.Friend: Hey dude!! How far are you from here? Me: I will be there in five minutes, if im not... read this message again.
Meowing at the back door because you can't get in.Meowing at the back door because you can't get in.
Kill the time......... (time kills me)Kill the time......... (time kills me)
Remember me? I was your best friend when you were single.Remember me? I was your best friend when you were single.
Why do today what you can pull off and do tomorrowWhy do today what you can pull off and do tomorrow
Wow you're wierd... I can tell we're going to be great friends. :)Wow you're wierd... I can tell we're going to be great friends. :)
Leaving your assignments to the last minute just for the adrenaline rushLeaving your assignments to the last minute just for the adrenaline rush
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