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Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
What do you call a guy who makes jokes about girls being in the kitchen? Single.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
When love goes wrong nothing goes right
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
i absolutely hate thinking about you, and i hate missing you even more: i have no space in my heart or mind, for a criminal like you to hide, especially when i was pushed aside, for the biggest mistake of your life...
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
"Every man at the door don't get a key. You're on the outside looking in, now tell me what you see"
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