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Well this is incredible and f**ked up at the same time :D
akward moment when somebody says wa*sup my nigga to michael jackson..:)
mmmm showering with your lover ;)
Just take it easy cause there is no stress <3 ;)
no many no fany
The awkward moment when Osama Bin Laden shows up while Obama announcing his death, and he's like ''Yea dude, I am dead, dun worry, I just came to take my dead body with me''
Somtimes all you have to do is remove this weird material we call clothes OFF! And just run around in the nude (:
The awkward moment when you see three cows in your bedroom eating your pants and you think to yourself: "oh I should stop taking those pink pills!"... LOL JK I'll close my door next time.
Drugs are bad..Drinking is bad..Smoking is bad..AND DYING HEALTHY IS SAD!
I'm a girl and I wanna someone to make me a sandwich too!
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