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My girlfriend always complains that I don’t take her anywhere expensive. So I took her to the Gas Station.My girlfriend always complains that I don’t take her anywhere expensive. So I took her to the Gas Station.
How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.
That insignificant feeling of pride you get, when you find a penny on the ground.That insignificant feeling of pride you get, when you find a penny on the ground.
Believe it or not, it's my life. Let me live it. Thanks :)Believe it or not, it's my life. Let me live it. Thanks :)
One day I caught myself smiling for no reason, then I realized I was thinking of you...One day I caught myself smiling for no reason, then I realized I was thinking of you...
People said i like every status they have, well NO MORE i wont like a thing now!!!!!!!!!! :PPeople said i like every status they have, well NO MORE i wont like a thing now!!!!!!!!!! :P
I almost ended up in a psycho movie! they gone now, ooft! that was close!I almost ended up in a psycho movie! they gone now, ooft! that was close!
Don’t be afraid of change, you may lose out on something good, but you might gain something even better.Don’t be afraid of change, you may lose out on something good, but you might gain something even better.
-How did you know ?? - Im a girl i know everything.. ! - okeeeyy now the real reason ?? - facebook-How did you know ?? - Im a girl i know everything.. ! - okeeeyy now the real reason ?? - facebook
I'm not waiting for ''My Prince'',I'm waiting fot the one who thinks i'm his Princess...:*I'm not waiting for ''My Prince'',I'm waiting fot the one who thinks i'm his Princess...:*
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