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Home is where I can look and feel ugly and enjoy it
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
As we grow up, we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are
I ♥ my own bed. But I’ll be honest, I'd much rather be in yours ;)
The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
Dont worry, drink happy :)
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
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