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No, I Don’t Care If I Die At 12 AM, I Refuse To Pass On Your Chain LetterNo, I Don’t Care If I Die At 12 AM, I Refuse To Pass On Your Chain Letter
I am good in bed.... I can sleep all dayI am good in bed.... I can sleep all day
We don't talk anymore. And you know what the saddest part is? We used to talk everyday.We don't talk anymore. And you know what the saddest part is? We used to talk everyday.
Relationships: take forever to build, seconds to fall.Relationships: take forever to build, seconds to fall.
Okay, I will get out of the bed in 10 seconds. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-9-9-9...Okay, I will get out of the bed in 10 seconds. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-9-9-9...
MUST LOGOUT NOW. Oh, a notification, I guess I stay on! :)MUST LOGOUT NOW. Oh, a notification, I guess I stay on! :)
Treat your girl right ... or another guy will.Treat your girl right ... or another guy will.
"But mom what if i get kidnapped?" "Trust me, they'd bring you back""But mom what if i get kidnapped?" "Trust me, they'd bring you back"
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
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